SOLANA'S WORST DECISION MAKER
WRONG
WRONG
BUTTON
GUY
Every button he presses is the wrong one.
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THE LORE
He had one job: press the right button.
He bought the top.
Sold the bottom.
Sent it to the wrong wallet.
Pressed confirm anyway.
Somehow, he's still clicking.
He bought the top.
Sold the bottom.
Sent it to the wrong wallet.
Pressed confirm anyway.
Somehow, he's still clicking.
NO ROADMAP. JUST BUTTONS.
BUY HIGH.
SELL LOW.
CLICK WRONG.
REPEAT.
SELL LOW.
CLICK WRONG.
REPEAT.
ROADMAP*
PHASE 01Find
button
button
PHASE 02Press wrong
button
button
PHASE 03Do it
again
again
*This is a meme, not a promise of returns.